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Geek Day Dreams

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Second lifeReal life.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Board Game Hunter

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Knights of the Square Table.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Star Wars convention...

Alpha males through the ages!

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.