Nerd Culture Admirer Gifts

Nerd night out.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Second lifeReal life.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Board Game Hunter

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Knights of the Square Table.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Star Wars convention...

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Alpha males through the ages!

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'First you must prove your worthiness.'