Comical Athlete Pillows

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The Victors

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Football Violence

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'Go deep.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Previously on..."

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

John Cleese

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

Tennis players.

Interpretive marathon

I love hockey!

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'