Comical Athlete Pillows

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The Victors

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Go deep.'

Football Violence

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

Hot dog.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"Previously on..."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

John Cleese

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

I love hockey!

Tennis players.

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Interpretive marathon

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Heimlich's other lesser known maneuver.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day.'