Playful Athlete Gifts

Javelin

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Danth battle?

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

"More helium."

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Rugby Player

'Go deep.'

Hot dog.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Pogo Cellist

Skateboard Olympics.

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Goalie Wall.

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

A Man mixing up his sports.

Fencing Lessons

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'