Playtime Athlete Gifts

Gymnasium/Creche.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'What's play?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"A little help, please."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

Extra innings.

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Peekaboo!'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'