Playtime Practicioner Gifts

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'What's play?'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"A little help, please."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Boy and his dog

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Peekaboo!'

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Extra innings.

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

I love bathtime.