Playtime Virtuoso Gifts

Stick man throws arm for dog

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

Yoyos

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.