Playtime Virtuoso Mugs

Stick man throws arm for dog

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Children's Imagination

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Extra innings.

Rocking Horse

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'