Imaginative Playtime Master Gifts

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Little doctor.

Lego Haircut

'How's the water skiing?'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Rocking Horse

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Children's Imagination

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Little boys

A Boy and His Mother

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Yoyos

Child with doll in the sea

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Sticking out tongue

"You spoil that boy."

Wild Child