Playtime Practicioner Pillows

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'What's play?'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"A little help, please."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Boy and his dog

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Peekaboo!'

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

I love bathtime.

A Boy and His Mother