Playtime Practitioner Pillows

Little doctor.

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'Chronic fatigue.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'What's play?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Boy and his dog

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Extra innings.

Children's Imagination

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'