Playtime Practitioner Gifts

Little doctor.

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'Chronic fatigue.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'What's play?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Boy and his dog

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

Children's Imagination

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Little boys