Playtime Physician Gifts

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Boy and his dog

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Extra innings.

Children's Imagination

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

I love bathtime.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Junior Doctor.

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'