Playtime Healer Gifts

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Little doctor.

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"I think your problem is heartbeat-from-mouth syndrome."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

"Good arm."

Dancing Doctor

"It's cooties."

"Race you to the spleen!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

Bones Reunited

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

Earth and doctor

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"

'He's pre-med.'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

Jack in the Box Viagra

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

Acupuncture Treatment Room. My acupuncturist used placebos on me today.

'Chronic fatigue.'

Tree surgery.

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."