Little Healer Gifts

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Junior Doctor.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Child doing the washing up

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

Dancing Doctor

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

'Reflexes normal.'

"It's cooties."

'He's pre-med.'

'Stop her Henry!'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

Fakir on bed of nails reads an 'Acupuncture' book.

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"