Mini Healer Gifts

'He's pre-med.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Lemonade without borders.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Doc's Kid.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Earth and doctor

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."