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'He's pre-med.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Lemonade without borders.

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Doc's Kid.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

Earth and doctor

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"