Mini Doctor Gifts

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Doc's Kid.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

Junior doctor kits.

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'Reflexes normal.'

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'He's pre-med.'