Miniature Medic Gifts

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

"She's playing doctor a little too deftly."

'Good news! I found a donor!'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Doc's Kid.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'It must be the plague!'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Playing Doctors.

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

Junior doctor kits.

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'Reflexes normal.'

'I don't feel that bad.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."