Miniature Patient Gifts

'I don't feel that bad.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

A small man under a giant microscope.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

Doc's Kid.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

'It must be the plague!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

Playing Doctors.

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

'Reflexes normal.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."