Mini Medic Gifts

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I hate that Michael Rafferty. We were playing doctor and he kept me waiting two hours.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

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"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Reflexes Normal.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'It must be the plague!'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Keyworker

A baby playing on a grand piano

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

Kids Playing Doctor.

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'