Little Medic Gifts

'I'm not playing - I don't trust you!'

'Stop her Henry!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Kids Playing Doctor.

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Junior Doctor.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Doc's Kid.

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'It must be the plague!'

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Now then, let's see what seems to be obstructing the cash-flow.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

Junior Doctor and Junior Insurance Salesman

'Sweetheart, Danny can't come home right now... I'll take a look at your doll baby this evening then probably schedule some tests.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."