Young Healer Gifts

Little doctor.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Reflexes normal.'

Little girl playing childrens hospital

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Before the riots/after the riots

'We can try to fit it with an artificial limb.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'When I grow up I'm going to be a doctor. If science has left anything uncured.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

The Children's Hospital

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Fakir Shrink.

Medical Student

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

Dancing Doctor

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"It's been my lifelong ambition! For the last two weeks."

All I can understand is my brother graduated from medical school...the rest is unintelligible.

"I'm taking the quiz at the end of each chapter."

'I keep forgetting... is it 'Starve a fever and feed a cold' or 'feed a fever and starve a cold'?'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

'He's pre-med.'

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

"I don't know which upset me more: being diagnosed as bi-polar, or finding out that they're melting!"