Playful Healing Enthusiasts Gifts

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Junior Doctor.

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Playing Doctors.

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

'Got anything for a headache?'

Dancing Doctor

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

"Race you to the spleen!"

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"It's cooties."

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

Jack in the Box Viagra

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

Acupuncture Treatment Room. My acupuncturist used placebos on me today.

'Mind if I cut in?'

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

'Me friend! Me animal doctor....'

Therapy Playgroup

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

Kevin suspected that he had Dragon Sickness