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"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Junior Doctor.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

Playing Doctors.

'Got anything for a headache?'

Dancing Doctor

"Race you to the spleen!"

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"It's cooties."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"It's not real meditation when you SMIRK like that!"

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

Jack in the Box Viagra

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

'Mind if I cut in?'

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

'Me friend! Me animal doctor....'

Therapy Playgroup

'For fever, we scrape the bark from this branch, boil it with shreeded leaves, and sprinkle in powdered root. Then, just to be sure, we add some antibiotics.'

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

"Healthy Self-Talk for Dumb Stupid Idiots."

Kevin suspected that he had Dragon Sickness