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'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

Toadstools

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Returns"

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

The Great Sarcasmo

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'