Healing Magic Aficionados Prints

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Paul and Debbie.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Returns"

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

The Great Sarcasmo

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!