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EEK! You've got hat hair!

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magic Tricks

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."