Humor-loving Healer Gifts

"Race you to the spleen!"

Self help acupuncture

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Bog of depression.....'Can I come in ?'

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"Let the healing begin!"

Dancing Doctor

"It's cooties."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

'Spin GP'

"I believe doctors write too many prescriptions, Mr. Martin. I'm writing you a sonnet."

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

'He tries to stay happy in his work.'

Get well soon.

'Tell the doctor to take his time -- I'm feeling better already.'

"Yes, hello. I'm hoping you've found a cure for my hiccups...but I'm not holding my breath!"

"If she still feels pain with the regular placebo, we try again withe extra-strength placebo!"

"Actually, I'm not afraid of dying. I'm afraid of living in a world of Trump and Putin!"

"I think a little herb can fix you up."