Offbeat Hunter Pillows

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Imagine

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

Bottom House

"We found this in your brain."

"We're here!"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

The Browntail Craptor

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

"What do you think of our new offering buckets Preacher?"

"We're not allowed back in, remember?"

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

101 uses of a dead cat: stepping stones

'The office is really hopping today.'

'I'm sorry Rudi - we're looking for something a bit closer to the shops'

Santa takibng reindeer head to pawn shop.