Offbeat Hunter Pillows

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Imagine

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Hand these out to the workforce.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

A man shoots at a drone.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Would you like to buy a commemorative photo of your firing?"

'So the little boy who missed his bedtime was eaten by the awful slimy monster and was never heard from again.'

Bottom House

'I'm worried about my brother, doctor!'

"We found this in your brain."

"We're here!"

The Browntail Craptor

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

Opinion poll. I don't know if I'm politicall right or left, but everybody seems to think I'd definitely off-center.

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

"What do you think of our new offering buckets Preacher?"

"We're not allowed back in, remember?"

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

No, not "tenor." I said he's a "ten-er" --- It's advisable to be ten miles away when he sings.

'The office is really hopping today.'

'I'm sorry Rudi - we're looking for something a bit closer to the shops'

101 uses of a dead cat: stepping stones