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Artist Painting Dollar.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

High School Schedule

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Cross-country knitting.

"What next?"

Steam of Consciousness

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'She must have been a teacher.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

Dollar sign balloon.

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

Magritte realising he's going bald.

Red Army

Wildlife crafts

'Stand over there and hold out some money. I want to test my fiscal compass.'

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

War and Peace

Ice skater making a sum of eight.

Specially formuated for bad drawers! Rubber with a pencil on the end.