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Gillian, Barry, and the Price of a Small Braque

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Larry's used art

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

That shows business confidence.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

The height of fashion in 1796

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Wall Street Couch

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.