Art Investment Enthusiast Pillows

Gillian, Barry, and the Price of a Small Braque

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Larry's used art

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Wagging Dog

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"The overthinker"

Wall Street Couch

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Candle Portraits.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

The Selfie

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"