Art Investment Pillows

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

In the Guru District

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

International Women's Day

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Mario Draghi

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Cat box"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

Can You Spot the Differences?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."