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"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

In the Guru District

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

At the Museum

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Mario Draghi

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cat box"

Paul Klee

My First Camera