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'I only buy art that I can understand.'

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Alien David statue

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The overthinker"

The Origami Society...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

What's an Imax cave?

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Selfie