Artsy Investor Gifts

Artist Painting Dollar.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Still Life With Nordic Track

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

High School Schedule

'Mind if I join you?'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

Cross-country knitting.

Operation Tattoo

"What next?"

Steam of Consciousness

'I highly recommend this painting if you're into art as an investment.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Miss Edgeworth, tear down this wall."

'She must have been a teacher.'

Billie Piper.

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

"Fidelity, Ellen, stifles creativity."

Dollar sign balloon.

Magritte realising he's going bald.

Wildlife crafts

Red Army

'Stand over there and hold out some money. I want to test my fiscal compass.'

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

Gillian, Barry, and the Price of a Small Braque

Specially formuated for bad drawers! Rubber with a pencil on the end.