Artistic Entrepreneur Gifts

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

The Origami Society...

Money Plant.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Pottery Slam

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

Mulk

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

The Choreograph

Sculptor sculpts an easel

… and so, Rudy had become a ground floor investor in Yell, the web site that publishes make-or-break restaurant reviews from a screaming infant. Hence Rudy's invite to the strategic investor meetings. Most of you know me. I'm Tad Johnson, managing partner with Johnson and Steel. Yell! I guess the two questions I hear most: Do we have a viable business model, and what happens when the infant gets old enough to talk or be discerning about food? The answer to both is: Let's hop we all get rich befo

'Petey is making a graphic novel!'

Arnold Schoenberg

Digital Canvas

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."