Artistic Entrepreneur Gifts

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS 37 FLAVORS, 'Oh, salt, pepper, ketchup, mustard, worcestershire sauce....'

The Origami Society...

Money Plant.

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

Pottery Slam

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'Thanks to the horoscopes, I became pretty rich! I devise and sell that stuff!'

Boy sells his own work outside posh modern art gallery.

'Petey is making a graphic novel!'

"But what if someone decides to colorize this movie one day?"

Digital Canvas

Arnold Schoenberg

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The Choreograph

Mulk

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

Man blowing paint at a canvas through a French horn.

"The little match girl realized too late what her mistake had been. She had failed to diversify."

"If I ever get my own business, I'm going to practice the Golden Rule."