Business-inspired Artist Gifts

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

You said you wanted me to speak to the chairman of Hardcastle industries - I've just realised that's me.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Self portrait.

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

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