Creative Business Lover Gifts

Lemonade

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Intelligent dog.

'Most of my clients are shareholders, managers and sales executives.'

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

And the third quarter projection

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Management Styles - Inclusive

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"I don't recall ever hearing the stockholders speak with such a unified voice as they did today!"

'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'

'We need two armored cars - one for cash, one for employees.'

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'Now all I have to do is find someone to market this baby.'

"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."

'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'

The Earthquake Quarter