Business Venture Enthusiast Gifts

'It's said that money talks. That's true, but unfortunately all its ever said to me was 'Good bye'.'

Profit

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Go team!

The Rubber Ball Company

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Decision Making Block

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

Growing a business....

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Self-employed.

Intelligent dog.

Boardroom Armour

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''