Business Venture Adventurer Gifts

Profit

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Salesman

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Dow's up!"

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

365 Lemonade Stand

Self-employed.

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Boardroom Armour

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

The Day Trader

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Stock market ups and downs.

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.