Business Venture Explorer Gifts

Sold in May, but the bull market didn't go away.

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

"The new apprentice is here."

Profit

The first car accident.

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Space for Lease.

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

Henry Fox Talbot

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Boardroom Armour

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'