Business Venture Explorer Pillows

Sold in May, but the bull market didn't go away.

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

"The new apprentice is here."

Profit

The first car accident.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Space for Lease.

"It will scare away our competitors."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Henry Fox Talbot

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Boardroom Armour

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"