Business Venturer Pillows

'We haven't made a dime all day -- maybe renting an office wasn't such a hot idea after all.'

Innovate

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

Profit

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Go team!

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

The Rubber Ball Company

I'm a self-made man!

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"I love fast break business success."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'