Venture Capitalist Enthusiast Gifts

Angel investor.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Profit

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Decision Making Block

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Money is life's report card."

S.S.dot.com

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'Wow, my own desk!'

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."