Venture Capitalists Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a venture capitalist's savvy and forward-thinking nature? Our collection of humorous and thoughtful items celebrates their passion for startups, investments, and high-stakes decisions. Perfect for entrepreneurs at heart or those powering the next big thing, these products will bring a smile to their face while showcasing their professional spirit. Whether for office decor or everyday inspiration, find the ideal gift that speaks their language of venture and vision.

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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Profit

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"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm." mockup

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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Selling lemon latt�

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.' mockup

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

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'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.' mockup

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

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I'm a self-made man!

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Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!' mockup

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

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'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!' mockup

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme." mockup

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

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$1: Family Secrets

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'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.' mockup

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

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"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover." mockup

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

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"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap." mockup

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

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"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!" mockup

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

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Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley mockup

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

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"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money." mockup

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

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Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank. mockup

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

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'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?' mockup

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

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The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

The new boss brought a sense of urgency. mockup

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

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Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding. mockup

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

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"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital." mockup

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

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'We must grasp this new opportunity' mockup

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

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'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.' mockup

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

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"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding." mockup

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

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"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

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