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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Profit

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

I'm a self-made man!

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

$1: Family Secrets

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Internet.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'When I say we all need to make sacrifices, I, of course, didn't mean us.'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"