Adventure Capitalist Mugs

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'Ocean sounds will not be heard. Instead, here's an ad for investment opportunities in offshore drilling.'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

Nomadic Businessmen

S.S.dot.com

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Starboard-folio.

'Stocks rose today on news that 'nothing ventured, nothing gained'.'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Licence to Lose Your Shirt. . .

Open for Business!

Profit

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

"Money is life's report card."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."