Venture Capitalism Mugs

Looking for a humorous mug for the venture capitalist who loves a good startup joke or investor punchline? Our mugs combine wit and personality, perfect for their daily coffee or tea ritual.

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Silicon Valley Bank fails, who else? mockup

Silicon Valley Bank fails, who else?

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Profit

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!' mockup

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme." mockup

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

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"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!" mockup

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

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Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley mockup

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

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'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?' mockup

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

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Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding. mockup

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

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"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital." mockup

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

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"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

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'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.' mockup

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

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Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology. mockup

Big Bang For Your Buck Investments...Specializing in space technology.

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S.S.dot.com

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"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy." mockup

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

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'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.' mockup

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

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"Money is life's report card."

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'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.' mockup

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

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"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared." mockup

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

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'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'We need to target the rich and stupid.' mockup

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

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"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?" mockup

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

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"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'." mockup

"Let's all sing our theme song: 'I Love Venture Capital'."

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'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.' mockup

'All my venture capital is tied up in Miss Umpley, there.'

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"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?" mockup

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

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"A good quarter is a joy forever." mockup

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

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"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet." mockup

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

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"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title." mockup

"Harris, I want you to buy up anything that has 'dot com' in their title."

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"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money." mockup

"We want a management buy out - if you'll lend us the money."

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"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital." mockup

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

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